I took my 12-year-old son camping at the weekend.

I took my 12-year-old son camping at the weekend.

As we sat around the fire he said, "Dad, I need a shit."

"Go and have one then," I said. "That's the beauty of camping, you can shit anywhere you want and you can't get into trouble."

He walked off and came back a few minutes later.

"Where did you have one?" I asked.

He said, "In your car."

Author: RodneyMyers
Original Source: Sickipedia

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