I was chatting up a girl I'd just met.

I was chatting up a girl I'd just met.

"Do you believe in sex after three dates?" I asked her cheekily.

"If things get that far, I'd have to think about it," she said with a wink.

My swagger was on now so I asked, "Can we pretend we've just had our third date?"

"I suppose we could," she replied. "I don't think things will work out between us. Sorry."

Author: waldo
Original Source: Sickipedia

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