I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."

I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."

He said, "You have a wee cough?"

I said, "Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!"

Author: jonnydelanio
Original Source: Sickipedia

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